how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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