so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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