everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
areolas are like halos for boobs.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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