as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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