apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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