am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
is that a dick in a sweater?
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