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I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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