Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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