why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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