I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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