Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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