i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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