Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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