he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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