If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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