White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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