Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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