My room smells like vodka and shame
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
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Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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