Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
ttyl tear gas
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize