It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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