Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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