Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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