i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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