doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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