There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
