she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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