so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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