Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
If I die, sorry about rent.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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