just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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