No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You took a bar mat shot.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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