i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
operation have a gay friend backfired
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You don't make any sense
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