I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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