Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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