I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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