i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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