Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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