The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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