after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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