This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Holy sore nipples Batman
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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