i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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