Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
a search helicopter?!
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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