i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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