Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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