Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
operation harelip BJ is a go
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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