I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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