i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I need to sanitize my soul.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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