I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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