I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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