Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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