Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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