I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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