no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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