yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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