I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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