Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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